kingruffalo:

my blog is my only friend　

#the sad truth™

hemingerald:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

fuzzy-paint:

#OKAY SO THERE IS REASON WHY THIS THE BEST #AND IT’S NOT LOKI’S DRY DAMN #OR THOR’S YAY I GET TO HIT SOMETHING!!EIGHTCAPITALD GRIN #(THO BOTH ARE AWESOME) #IT’S THE MYTHOLOGY #SO THERE’S THIS FROST GIANT ÞRYMR #BUT I AM LAZY SO THRYM #OKAY SO THRYM STEALS THOR’S HAMMER MJOLLNIR AND DEMANDS FOR IT’S RETURN FREYJA #(FREYJA BEING THE GODDESS OF LOVE BEAUTY AND SEX - HER CHARIOT IS PULLED BY CATS Y’ALL - NO JOKE) #SO THOR IS ALL SO FREYJA… #AND FREYJA IS LIKE HAHA FUCK YOU NO #SO LOKI COMES UP WITH AN AWESOME PLAN #THEY DRESS THOR UP AS A BRIDE AND LOKI AS HIS BRIDESMAID AND SAY HE’S FREYJA #SO THERE’S A RECEPTION AND THOR IS… THOR #SO HE EATS A WHOLE OX #AND LOKI IS LIKE UH FREYJA WAS SO EXCITED TO MARRY YOU SHE DIDN’T EAT FOR A WEEK! #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #AND THEN THOR WASHES IT DOWN WITH LIKE A KEG OF MEAD #AND LOKI IS LIKE NO SERIOUSLY SHE WAS SUPER EXCITED TO MARRY YOU #SO THEN THRYM LIFTS THOR’S VEIL SO HE CAN GET SOME OF THAT #AND IS LIKE HOLY CRAP DOES LIKE BEAUTY TRANSLATE DIFFERENT IN JOTNAR OR SOMETHING BECAUSE… DUDE #AND LOKI IS LIKE EXCITED. TOTALLY EXCITED. DIDN’T SLEEP FOR A WEEK. #TOTALLY FREYJA #TOTALLY #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #SO THEN THRYM GETS THE HAMMER IS LIKE YES BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT AND THIS IS TOTALLY FREYJA HERE IS THOR’S HAMMER #AND THOR IS LIKE WHY THANK YOU DEAR AND KICKS SOME ASS #AND THAT’S WHY THIS IS THE BEST #MR. BRANNAGH SIR I SALUTE YOU

that is the best telling of that story I have ever heard

FINALLY I CAN EXPLAIN IT RIGHTFULLY: THAT’S THRYMSKVITHA OK THE STORY IN THE TAGS IN THE MEANING OF MY URL

ishouldbedoinghw:

ofdarklands:

meatandsarcasm:

#and there you have it #definitive proof that older aang is really hot #everyone can go home now 

#I am so beyond excited to see older Aang when Korra meets him as her ~spirit guide~ or whatever #and you know it’ll take like the two full seasons to get to that point and it’ll be a real big build up #and she’ll be expecting this words of wisdom from him and he’ll just appear and be like #PENGUIN SLEDDING #HAVE YOU RIDDEN THE GIANT KOI FISH AT KYOSHI ISLAND? #HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE KATARA? HOT RIGHT?

#WANT TO LEARN SOME BREAKDANCING MOVES?

 #Why does Martin Freeman have to be #such a good fucking actor #I could’ve handled Reichenbach #if John were played by somebody who overacts and was crying everywhere #but no #They just had to cast Martin motherfucking Freeman #and he is just so flawless in the way he plays John #So very stoic and yet you can see all the emotion in his eyes #Always trying to be a tough soldier yet obviously dying on the inside

#god the first panel #and the second one #and the third one#and the f- #ok #i will shut up now

 #i would watch this #this sport would matter 2 me #call it troll cat #you have to get the cat off the field but you can only send in one person at a time and they can’t run they just have to walk #they have to walk around following this cat as it gets more and more pissed off that some asshole won’t leave it alone#and the grass is laced with pheromones and catnip #so literally the only way to get the cat out of the field is to pick it up #which doesn’t happen for hours #god i would watch this every day

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#what if everything we see is actually sherlock’s limbo #his mind is so ridiculous that he constructs this ridiculously realistic world within his limbo and fills it up with people he knows #and they send moriarty who’s the best forger in the world (barring eames that is) to get sherlock out of limbo #and that’s exactly what he did

…and I owe you so much.

#But god this line hurt #and it’s been two week now and I still can’t begin to articulate just how much and why #I just slowly become less and less literate and end up sobbing and mumbling ‘my beautiful idiots’ into my hands #Because when you think of ‘Alone’ you think of Sherlock #When you think of someone owing you think of Sherlock with the childhood without companionship #Sherlock with ‘Freak’ all his life #Sherlock who’s never been understood and never will be again #Sherlock who doesn’t have friends because he’s just got one #But when John thinks of owing and debts to be paid he thinks of everything Sherlock has given not eveything he’s taken from John #and that’s just ridiculous #and stoic #and hideously beautiful #and John Watson inside out #and I hate everything because none of it will ever be okay again #Sherlock #The Reichenbach Fall

nedafish:

#I think the best bit about this #is the way John sort of stares for a second into space #as if he’s repeating that over in his head to make sure sherlock really said that #and then is just like #i mean really sherlock you’re so smart but you’re so dumb jesus #and lestrade looks like he’s biting down on something idk

#john: man i totally played it cool. bitch ain’t gonna suspect a thing. good ol’ j hamm still gots his stuff. #sherlock: [doubting john’s smoothness]

#LESTRADE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN A FUCKING GENTLEMEN’S CLUB #LIKE AWWW YEAAAH THIS IS WHAT PAPA GREG LIKES TO WATCH

anarmydoctor:

valeria2067:

uuuh-shiny:

idratherbereading:

vicivefallen:

thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:

‘Sherlock’ 2x03 

(Dr. John Watson’s ‘I can’t with all this fuckery’ face)

#oh god this scene #john was impressive #just look at him #look at that intense powerful man #holding the roar in the back of his throat #look at that steve mcqueen of delicate hands #look at that heartbreakingly protective soldier #even the lamp there is aroused

#even the lamp there is aroused

I just laughed so hard I scared my cat out of the room.

Reblogging for awesome tags of awesome. And also TRUTH.

Can you imagine how the furniture in his house feels, seeing him every day… I bet the chairs get nervous break-downs very often… Poor mirrors… Poor bed… POOR SHOWER!!!  

At least the bed gets some release now and then, though, right?

Rebloggin again because… those are my tags! :’3